Arlington TX Fitness Centers | It’s GREAT To Be A Loser!
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It is difficult to choose between all the amazing Arlington TX Fitness Centers, isn’t it? At Colaw Fitness our five dollar a month plan includes everything for everyone ages 12 and up PLUS you can always Bring A Friend For FREE. Just give us a call right now at 417-437-9345 and ask any questions you might have about your own personal fitness or all of the free stuff we give away. Read more to find out the highlights, but please stop by and take a no-obligation tour and see for yourself.
Colaw Fitness is based on Christian philosophy and we’re all about giving back. You can hear from the moment you enter our parking lot with our faith-based motivational music. From rap to ballads to pop hits to get your heart pumping, we have it all. We also have free Wi-Fi available so bring your favorite device and binge-watch the hours away while you pedal away the miles on a recumbent bicycle.
You don’t have to just take our word for it. Out of all the other Arlington TX Fitness Centers and in every location we have, Colaw Fitness is the highest-rated and most reviewed. You just have to go search Colaw Fitness and everywhere we are the reviews speak for themselves. People love our staff. The staff makes a huge difference when you’re choosing a health and fitness center. You need a staff that encourages you and motivates you. We have a diverse staff from all walks of life and someone is there that you will connect with on a personal level.
Colaw Fitness is staffed around the clock. We are always big on encouraging you to take a tour because it really is just too hard to believe that you can get everything in a fitness center for only five dollars a month. We understand that. You’re going to shop all the other Arlington TX Fitness Centers and find different prices in different options and even maybe tanning salons. Colaw Fitness simply has everything. Everything you need, for only five dollars a month and you get to bring a friend for free.
We mentioned free stuff earlier. Besides bringing your friend for free every time you work out, we give away free swag, free memberships, and free food every month. You can get an entire year of membership paid for by us with very little effort on your part. Just come take a tour already. When you take a tour, you can ask when Member Appreciation Night is. That’s the night we open the gym up, bring in all the staff and celebrate life. We literally cater to you our members, guests, and curious disbelievers. We bring in food from local vendors and restaurants and give away tons of merchandise.
When you reading the reviews about Colaw Fitness, a word you will see often is “clean”. Colaw Fitness is cleaning, sanitizing, and is disinfecting your facility, for your health, around the clock. We pride ourselves on being the cleanest and the most loving. You don’t have to be a Christian to go to Colaw Fitness. Our staff comes from a diverse religious background as well. Where this benefits you is our attitude. Maybe a lack of attitude. We have created a peaceful, loving, respectful sanctuary for people that want to get the health benefits we offer for only five dollars a month. When you bring a friend for free they get access to everything in the gym just like you. It’s almost like getting two memberships for the price of one.
Earlier we talked about tanning. Not all Arlington TX Fitness Centers will offer tanning with their baseline pricing. So be aware that when you shop, there may be small print to small prices. At Colaw Fitness there is no small print your price, it’s simply five dollars a month and you bring a friend for free. We offer lay down and upright tanning units. We have single-use moisturizing bronzers available for purchase at the front desk for your convenience. When you find one you like you may also want to purchase a full bottle. Don’t worry about forgetting your tanning goggles we also sell those at the front desk.
The title of this article was “it’s great to be a loser”. At Colaw Fitness the more you gain the more you lose. Actually, you won’t even notice the things you lose because of your gaining so much more. For five dollars a month you can use all of our cardio equipment, free weights, massage area, aerobic area, yoga equipment, kettlebells, to aerobic balls. There’s always new fitness equipment coming out and you want to try it, but often when purchased it and ends up collecting dust in the corner. For only five dollars a month you can try out all the equipment you’re curious about and learn new things about fitness, health, and yourself.
Do you want to lose weight, to lose your pale skin, to lose your stress? Do you want to lose yourself in a private restroom with a private shower for an hour and escape the world? You won’t be able to do that and just any of the Arlington TX Fitness Centers, but you can do it all at Colaw Fitness for only five dollars a month. That’s right Colaw Fitness does not have locker rooms. But we do have lockers available to store your things while you work out and then take them with you when you leave. If you forget your lock, don’t worry we have locks available to purchase at the front desk.
How can you lose your stress? Massage. You can join Colaw Fitness, pay five dollars a month, come get free food once a month, and never workout. We have dozens of members that come in after work every day and take 10 minutes to plug into their favorite massage therapy on their earbuds while kneading away the stress from their muscles. You know if you don’t take care of yourself first you won’t be able to take care of anyone else. Massage is the easiest way to take care of yourself. You can get a great massage before or after a workout with problem areas are simply stop by before heading home and taking on more challenges.
Once you join Colaw Fitness you will be excited to share it the great value with all of your friends and family. You can even wear great Colaw Fitness gear to show off your pride and your progress. Tank tops are amazing when you’re working on your biceps. And if you just like to keep warm and cover-up in the following winter we have lightweight and heavyweight hoodies with the Colaw Fitness logo. Other Arlington TX Fitness Centers can sell your clothing also. Colaw Fitness has a shirt that all the proceeds go to help build water wells in Mozambique, Uganda, and the Congo. Portions of every membership help fund these projects as well.
Finally, for five dollars a month you get access to a trainer almost every day of the year and our proprietary dietary program. We have designed a program to get you the most progress in your first 30 days. You can join any other Arlington TX Fitness Centers and hand them your money and end up feeling lost. Many people do not attend gyms regularly because they either feel uncomfortable about themselves or their lack of fitness knowledge. Colaw Fitness wants to partner with you for fitness success. We have the motivation you need and plans in place for you to succeed. If you only want to tan or you only want to massage, that’s great too.
Please give us a call right now at 417-437-9345 and let us answer your questions. You get everything for only five dollars a month. What do we mean by everything? EVERYTHING! Voicemails are returned the following business day. Our staff, our management, our owners, all greet you, meet you, and love you like family. You will never find anything like us in all the other Arlington TX Fitness Centers. This isn’t just where our staff works, this is where they work out. #youareworthit